a random conversation with shar the unintended

went for buka puasa with my girlfriends today at the roof.
my bestie shar is currently taking up french lesson.
and she's having an exam soon.
so i made her translate a few sentences.

me: translate kan "please stop wearing my underwear"

shar: ala.. that's too difficult. something easier la!

anna: haha. what is vou le vu?

shar: i know vou is you. vou le i tak sure.

me: hmm.. okok.. translate kan, saya seorang perempuan yang ada konek

shar: oii! jangan kasi ayat bodoh la!!! my vocab tak bagus lagi

me: sigh.. okay..

me: translate kan.. saya suka makan ikan

shar: j'aime manger...erm... ala.. i don't remember what's fish in french..

shar: anjing aku tahu la!

shar: j'aime manger des chiens (aku suka makan anjing)

me: -.-

sighh..